amer kacer manus amke bol boje ase ame tar balo se ta boje na ajke exam dilam kico likte parena o pibo monta khoob karaf

Roman Shakil amer kacer manus amke bol boje ase ame tar balo se ta boje na ajke exam dilam kico likte parena o pibo monta khoob karaf plz bondura tomara bole dao ke kore amar moner manus ar rag bangbe plz ami ok cara takte parce na o na takle ami bacbo na ke kore akon >??....

 

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Matthew Fisher Little bitty baby and a little bitty gown.. she'll grow up in a little bitty town.. big yellow bus and little bitty books.. it all started with a little bitty look... Lmfao its all right to be little bitty.. little home by a big o city might as well share might as well small life gose on for a little bitty while

 

Aaron Beck So how about I recently came upon a real theory that dinosaurs were created by fallen angels raping human women and then the process of incest with that fetus with the fallen angel thus creating dinosaurs. Lmfao Idk about you but that's downright nasty. There's also a verse in the bible that talks about the prophet elijah being mocked by youths and at that moment god sent two bears to maul the 42 youth.. o.0 uhmm.. what happened to christian peace morality? Lmao. No pun intended

 

Clary Duval Romanos 8:33-39 NVI ¿Quién acusará a los que Dios ha escogido? Dios es el que justifica. ¿Quién condenará? Cristo Jesús es el que murió, e incluso *resucitó, y está a la *derecha de Dios e intercede por nosotros. ¿Quién nos apartará del amor de Cristo? ¿La tribulación, o la angustia, la persecución, el hambre, la indigencia, el peligro, o la violencia? Así está escrito: «Por tu causa siempre nos llevan a la muerte; ¡nos tratan como a ovejas para el matadero!» Sin embargo, en todo esto somos más que vencedores por medio de aquel que nos amó. Pues estoy convencido de que ni la muerte ni la vida, ni los ángeles ni los demonios, ni lo presente ni lo por venir, ni los poderes, ni lo alto ni lo profundo, ni cosa alguna en toda la creación, podrá apartarnos del amor que Dios nos ha manifestado en Cristo Jesús nuestro Señor.

 

Daflyguy Witta Starshagg Its so many nggas dat was in da hood gone...like I jus saw him yestaday n now he locked up or dead...i ben on da clair so long dat im tired of here'n dat sht, he locked up o died...wat bout he in college or he moved...but its not like dat its jus one or da otha, dats how it is n da hood

 

Anwar Khan WAHABI Ahle Hadeesi Najdi Salafi Deobandi AQAID: AQEEDA # 1:"Huzoor (Aleh Salaam) ka Mazaar Gira dene k Laayak hai, Agar is k Gira dene par Qaadir hogaya to Gira dunga"... said by"Bani WAHABI Mazhab, Muhammad Bin Abdul Wahab Najdi"(kitaab: Auzah Al Braheen) AQEEDA # 2:"Meri Laathi, Muhammad (Aleh Salaam) se behtar hai, Q k, is se Saanp maarne ka Kaam liya ja sakta hai, Aur Muhammad mar gae, unhen koi Nafa Baaqi na raha"... (Nauzubillah).. . said by"Bani WAHABI Mazhab, Muhammad Bin Abdul Wahab Najdi"(kitaab: Auzah Al Braheen, Page: 10) AQEEDA # 3: Muhammad Bin Abdul Wahab Najdi ka Aqeedah tha k Jumla Aehle Aalam O Tamaam Musalmanaan, Diyar-E- Mushrik O Kaafir hain, aur un se Qatal O Qataal karna, un k Amwaal ko un se Cheen lena Halaal aur Jaez balke Waajib hai.. (Maakhooz Hussain Ahmed Madni, (Ash Sahab us Saqib, Page: 43) Kutub khana, Aezaziya Deoband) Angrez se"WAHABI"naam k Bajae AHL-E-HADEES ki Manzoori: Akaabir-E-WAHAB IYAH se Unhi Muhammad Hussain Batyaalwi ne Angrezon se in ki Khush'aamad kar k in se Aelaan O Wafaadaari ki bina par Wahabiya ka naam"WAHABI"k Bajae AHL-E- HADEES manzoor karwaya.. Wahabiya k Mujaddid Nawaab SIDDIQUE Hasan khan Bhopaali likhte hain: Chunaa chay yeh Daawa Irsaal Rusal Molvi Hussain Batyaalwi ko Sir Henry O Boowens leftinent Governor Bahaadur Mumaalik-E- Punj aab k Ijlaas main Pesh kiya gaya tha, Ba jawaab-E-Darkhu waast Mazkoor Leftinent Governor Sahab Mosoof ne MOLVI Muhammad Hussain Batyaalwi ka Shukriya Ada kiya, Lekin kisi mas'alay se Elchi ko rawana karna pasand na kiya, baad is k Firqah- E-Mohide en Lahore ne Sahab Bahaadur Mosoof ki Rob kaari main Istad'aa pesh kiya k Mohideen jo Lafaz-E-Badnaam Wahabi se se Pukaare jaaate hain aur Itlaaq is Lafz ka Aaema-E- Mohidee n par kiya jaata hai, so bator Sarkaari ishtihaar diya jaway, k Aaendah Firqah-E-Haye Mohideen Lafz-E- Badnaam"WAHABI"se na muntakhib kiye jaawen Chuna cha Leftinent Governor Sahab Bahaadur Mosoof ne is Darkhuwaast ko manzoor kiya, aur phir ek Ishtihaar us MAzmoon ka diya gaya k Mohideen-E-Hind par Shab-E-Bad Khuwaahi Goverment Hind Aama na ho, aur khusoos jo log k Wahabiyan Mulk Hazaara se Nafrat karte-E-Eemaani rakhte hain aur Goverment Hind k kher KHuwah hain, aese Firqay Mohideen-E-Mukh aatib ba Wahabi na hon... (Tarjuman-E-Wah abiya, PAGE# 62) Wahabiya Abdul Majeed Sohadrawi likhte hain: Lafz Wahabi AAP (Muhammad Hussain Batyaalwi) hi ki koshish se Sarkaari Dafaatir aur Kaagzaat se Mansookh huwa, aur Jama'at ko AHL-E-HADEES k naam se Mosoom kiya gaya.. (Seerat Sanai, Haashiya, Page# 482) AQEEDA # 4: Wahabiyon k Imaam Ibn-E-Qeim likhte hain: "Mera Aqeedah hai k Beshak ALLAH TA'ALA, ARSH aur QURSI k upar Mojood hai, ALLAH ne dono Qadam Qursi par rakhe hain" (Qaseedah nonoiya, Page#31) AQEEDA # 5: Ger Muqallidon k Imaam Waheed Uz Zamaan likhte hain: "ALLAH TA'ALA ki Zaat-E- Muqaddas k liye Bila Shuba yeh Aaza'a saabit hain, Chehra, Aankh, Haath, Mutthi, Kalaai, Darmiyaani Ungli k Wust se Kohni tak ka Hissa, Seenah, Pehlu, kokh, Paaon, Taang, Pindli, Donon Baazu" (Hadiyatul Mehdi, Page#9) AQEEDA # 6: Ger Muqqallidon k Nazdeek Mani Khoon Sharaab pak hai: "Molvi Abu Ul Hasan likhnte hain k Mard O Aurat donon ki Mani Pak hai, to Aaya is ka khaana Ja'ez hai ya nahin is main do Qol hain" (Fiqah Muhammadiya, Jild#1, Page#41) AQEEDA # 7: Ger Muqallidon k Imaam Nawaaab Siddique Hasan Khaan Bhopaali ne bhi yahi likha.. (Ba Hawaala: Badr ul Al-ehla'ah, Page#16) AQEEDA # 8: Molvi Noor Ul Hasan bhopaali Likhte hain: "Pas Kuttay Khinzeer, Sharaab O Khoon behnay waala aur Murdah jaanwar k Naa'Paak hone ka Daawa durust nahin".. (Urf Ul Jaadi, Page#10) AQEEDA # 9: Kaafir ka Zibeh halaal hai: (Ba Hawala: Hadiyat Ul Mehdi, Jild# 3, Page#78) AQEEDA # 10: Kuttay ka Bol aur Goh paak hai: (Ba Hawala: Nazlul Abraar, Ger Muqallid Waheed Uz Zamaan, Jild# 1, Page#50) AQEEDA # 11: Sahaba main Faasik bhi the: (Nazlul Abraar, Jild#3,Page#94) AQEEDA # 12: Hazrat Ameer-E- Maawiya (Razi ALLAH Anhu) se aesi baaten aur aese kaam huwe, jin se in ki adaalat main khalal aagaya: (Ba Hawala: Hadiyatul Mehdi, Jild# 5, Page#27) AQEEDA # 13: Aurton ka jama ho kar ALLAH ALLAH karna BIDDAT hai: (Fatawaa-E-Sita ariya, Jild#1, Page#66) AQEEDA # 14: Ger Muqqallidon k Imaam Ibn-E-Temimiya likhte hain: "HUZOOR (ALEH SALAAM) ka Insaani Shakal main madad karna, Shetaan ka madad karna hai".. (Kitaab Ul Wasela, Page#41, Maktab Us Salafiya Lahore) AQEEDA # 15: Ger Muqqallidon k Imaam Ibn-E-Temimiya likhte hain: "HUZOOR (Aleh Salaam) ki Qabar Anwaar se jo Aawaazen aain woh Shetaan ki Chaalen thin".. (Kitaab Ul Wasela, Page#51, Maktab Us Salafiya Lahore) AQEEDA # 16: Qaazi Shokaani likhte hain: "Sab Dariyaa'ee (Samandari) Jaanwar Halaal hain, yahaan tak k kutta, Khizeer aur Saanp bhi halaal hain".. (Neel Ul Adtaar, Jild#1, Page#67, Matboo'a lahore) AQEEDA # 18: Sanaulla amritsari ahlehadis likhta hai k sood lena haram hai dena haram nahi hai [ropadi mazalim 33] AQEEDA # 19: Nawab siddiq hasan khan bhopali ahlehadis ne likha Aurt azaan de sakti hai (BADRU AHILLA#39) batawo wahabio ye kis hadis se sabit hai dalil do? AQEEDA # 20: Sanaullah amritsari likhta hai Allah tala jhoot bolne per qadir hai (Allah ka jhoot bolna) aine iman hai.. (AKHBAR AHLEHADIS 27agust 1915) AQEEDA # 21: AHLEHADIS K NAZDIK SHARAB PAK HAI Nawab wahiduzzam ahlehadis likhte hain sharab najis[na pak] nahi hai haram hai jo isko napak kehta hai us ko napaki ki dalil pesh karni chahiye (NAZLUL ABRAR VOL 3 Peg 88 kitabul ashraba) AQEEDA # 22: Rais ahmad ahlehadis ne likha bahut se sahaba o tabain bahut si aayat ki khabar rakhne aur tilawat karne k bawajod bhi mukhtalif wajo se un k khilaf amal paira the (TANVIRUL AAFAQ Peg 47) AQEEDA # 23: MASAIL E AHLEHADIS Namazi ne padte howe patthar utha kar parinde ya Aadmi ko de mara tu namaz nahi toti HIDAYATUL MEHDI VOL1 PEG 112) AQEEDA # 24: Maulwi abdulgaffar salafi ahlehadis likhte hain ghoRAY (HORSE) ka gosht halal hai [SAHIFA AHLEHADIS PEG 22 Ziqaida 1385 hijri] AQEEDA # 25: Ahlehadis firqe ki kitab fiqa mohammadiya k peg number 123jild 5 me likha hai Halal hai khana gorkhar [jangli gadhe]ka AQEEDA # 26: MASAIL E AHLEHADIS sharab pine wale ka jhota har hal me pak hai chahe sharab peete hi fauran jhota kare HIDAYATUL MEHDI vol 1 pg 31 AQEEDA # 27: Sidiq hasan khan ahlehadis likhta hai ibne qaiyum madade qazi shaukani madade kehna jaiz hai HIDAYATU HUDA Pe23Vo1,ALFATAH UL TAIYAB AQEEDA # 28: Wahiduz zama ahlehadis ne likha shadi khatne aur isi qism k khushi ki taqribat me geena gana bajana aur mazamir me koi harj nahi (NAZLULABRAR) AQEEDA # 29: MASAIL E AHLEHADIS kisi ne namazi se pocha kitni rakaten howi us ne hath k ishare se bata diya tu namaz nahi toti (HIDAYATUL MEHDI V1) AQEEDA # 30: MASAIL_E_AHLE HADIS namaz padte howe ek hath se pani manga ya pani kharid liya tu namaz baatil na hogi (HIDAYATUL MEHDI VOLUM 1) AQEEDA # 31: MASAIL_E_AHLE HADIS Namaz padte howe ek hath se ugal daan utha kar thuk liya tu namaz faasid nahi howi (HIDAYATUL MEHDI VOL 1) AQEEDA # 32: MASAIL_E_AHLE HADIS murdar janwar aur khinzir k baal,haddiyan,p atthe,khur,aur singh paak hai (HIDAYATUL MEHDI, wahiduz zama)

 

Larissa Mello http://www.luideeotempo.com/2011/12/o-que-mais-te-irritou-em-2011.html não dá pra escolher, sério.

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Carlos Augusto Malandro é o canguru que ja nasce com o bolsa familia! :D

 

Jose Paul Geraldo Lucero KOMO SABER SI KUANDO UNO NACE , ES EL INICIO DE TU VIDA , O EN REALIDAD ES EL INICIO DE TU MUERTE?????????????

 

Coco Boyd O boy! It appears its gne b anotha long sleepless nte.... Smdh

 

Athena Brandt ummm -- that awkward moment when you get a summons to appear in court for three crimes you don't remember committing ... o.0

 

Fabiola Oliva Blanco esto se llama el examen de la vista! * Busca la 'L' minúscula y seras besado Mañana: LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLlLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL * Ahora busca la Q y tu deseo se hará realidad: ...OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOQOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOO* Esto es realmente difícil, ahora encuentr...an el N': MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNMM * Ahora encuentra el error: ABCDEFGHIJKLNMOPQ ...RSTUVWQYZ * Algo que realmente deseas, cuando la cuenta atrás !!!!! 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 Ahora cierra los ojos y pide un deseo! Ahora;*;*;*;*;*;* Pega Esto En tu muro y tu deseo se hará realidad! Date prisa, tienes 20 minutos! O lo que usted deseaba Será lo contrario a lo que pedistes.

 

Ciara Brooke Shockley baby , [A L L] i want for [C H R I S T M A S] is [Y O U] <3.

 

Katelyn Walker Uhhh oh, spaggetii-o im sure things will be fine.. lol opps;P

 

Modupe Daniel Ijagbemi Merciful God i exault u WHOLEHEARTEDLY 4ur mercy upon me n my entire fmly. Mo se K-A-B-I-Y-E-S-I O!!! Baba mimo ema se o!

 

Sula Costa ai que bobeira... "Nossa, assim você me mata", disse o diabético ao brigadeiro.

 

Jessica Neumann The hubby is watching Hancock. Reminds me of my mother. O help me please!

 

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Rell Ongod Yo my lil bro flames dog I had to post dis shit.. s/o 2 trell gunna.. nuffin said

 

Mlondi's Mavuso Mornin frendz hope every1 hes o shes okay

 

Flydawildcard Sqg Underboss I WAS BORN BY AH RIVER IN A LITTLE TINT OH JUS LIKE A RIVER I BEEN RUNNIN EVERY SENCE IT LONG TIME CUM BUT I KNOW A CHANGE IS GONE COME O YES IT IS #SAM COOK

 

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