Don Osborn I was at WalMart buying a bag of Purina dog chow for my dog , in the check-out line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. Why else would I be buying dog chow, RIGHT?? So on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again, and that I probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in intensiv...e care with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a Perfect Diet and all you do is load your pockets with Purina Nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care, because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff a poodle's butt and a car hit me. I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard. Better watch what you ask me and be prepared for my answer. I have all the time in the world to think of crazy things to say......... now that you've read it I have to confess, I copied it from someone else.. share and make someone else smile today :)
Gabriela Camponêz E a cada dia, a dor da sua ausência aumenta. E com ela, vem a preocupação de saber o que aconteceu.
Likes
Gregório Ferrari Salani Vontade de pegar o carro e VAZAR!!
www.youtube.com
Music video by AC/DC performing Highway To Hell. (C) 2010 Leidseplein Presse B.V.
Likes
Bernardo Ferreira Marques "Quem sai andando e chorando, enquanto semeia, voltará com júbilo, trazendo os seus feixes." Sal. 126:6
Holly Knaub 5 Likeesss :)
A- Available:
B- Birthday:
C- Crushing On:
D- Drink you last had:
E- Easiest person to talk to:
F- Favorite song:
G- Grossest memory:
H- Hometown:
I- In love with:
J- Jealous of:
K- Killed someone:
L- Longest friendship:
M- Middle Name:
N- Number of siblings:
O- One wish:
P- Person who called me last:
Q- Question i Always asked:
R- Reason to smile:
S- Song you last sang:
T- Time you woke up:
U- Underwear color:
V- Violent moment:
W- Worst habit:
X- X who I never stopped loving: .
Y- Your last kiss:
Z- Zodiac sign:
Likes
Yasmin Vierheller Benedetti Terminei o artigooooo (:
agora é estudar pra Teoria I, fériassss!
Likes
Kuresh Ali Tinwala Zulm itna ki hawao me uchala PANI
Sabr itna ki mud ker bhi na dekha PANI
Kaun kehta he SHABBIR KO pani na mela
Sach to yeh he k lab-e-shabbir ko tersa he PANI
DUA ME YAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rimoon Love <3 যখন কিশোরীর হাতে সূতোয় বোনা সবুজ গ্রাম,যখন রং তুলিতে আঁকা বাংলার মুখ অবিরাম
যখন গাই এখানেই শুধু শরতের রং এ হয় শেষ সেই শুভ্র কাঁশফুল ঘিরে দেখে যাই সবুজের দেশ
মেঘে মেঘে, কিছু ভেজা পাখির দল মেঘ হারিয়ে, নীল ছাড়িয়ে, খুঁজে ফেরে বাংলাদেশ
যেখানে লাল সূর্যের রংয়ে রাজপথে মিছিল যেখানে কুয়াশার চাঁদর আকাশ থাকে নীল
যেখানে রিম ঝিম বৃষ্টি শুকনো মাটির টানে অবিরাম ঝড়ে সবুজ সাজায় ……
মেঘে মেঘে, কিছু ভেজা পাখির দল মেঘ হারিয়ে, নীল ছাড়িয়ে, খুঁজে ফেরে বাংলাদেশ
যখন এক চোখে ঘুম ঘুম, এক চোখে নীল রাত আমায় ভাবিয়ে যায়
যখন এক হাতে রোদ্দুর এক হাতে গোলাপ সবুজ ছুঁয়ে ভাবায় আমায়
একদিকে নীল নীল, এক দিকে কাঁশফুল, দু’চোখ যেখানে শেষ এক প্রান্তে সবুজ, এক প্রান্তে লাল,
আমার বাংলাদেশ <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3
Paula Bortoletto Samuel SeJin, Yejin Choi e André Oshiro, favor me informarem os professores que vocês escolheram porque eu não quero ficar sozinha!
Carol Lauri Jogando pif com o Sandro kkkk meu pai,isah e ardalei kkkkkk muito zica!!!
Caroline Andrea Pasakiolis Gracias a todos mis amigos q me quieren q me apoyan q me respetan y q siempre estan ahy apesar de mis errores y mis dificultades ...! Enserio q los amigos son algo lindo e importante en la vida ...;-)
Gracias ....
Likes
Jarett Sprinkel 10 Likes , for 99 Confessions
1. Last hug:
2. Last phone call:
3. Last text message:
4. Last song you heard:
... ... 5. Last time you cried:
HAVE YOU EVER:
6. Dated someone twice:
7. Been cheated on:
8. Kissed someone & regretted it:
9. Lost someone special:
10. Been depressed:
11. Been drunk and threw up:
LIST THREE FAVORITE COLORS:
12:
13:
14:
THIS YEAR HAVE YOU:
15. Made a new friend:
16. Fallen out of love:
17. Laughed until you cried
18. Met someone who changed you:
19. Found out who your true friends were:
20. Found out someone was talking about you:
21. Kissed anyone on your friend's list:
YOUR LIFE.
22.How many people on your friends list do you know in real life:
23. How many kids do you want:
24. Do you have any pets:
25. Do you want to change your name:
26. What did you do for your last Birthday:
27. What time did you wake up today:
28. What were you doing at midnight last night:
29. Name something you cannot wait for:
30. Last time you saw your mother
31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life:
32. What are you listening to right now:
33. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom:
34. Who's getting on your nerves right now:
35. Most visited webpage:
36. Whats your real name:
37. Nicknames:
38. Relationship Status:
39. Zodiac sign:
40. Male or female:
41. Primary school:
42. Secondary School:
43. High school/college:
44. Write w/e you want here
45. Long or short:
46. Height:
47. Do you have a crush on someone:
48. What do you like about yourself:
49. Piercings:
50. Tattoos:
51. Righty or lefty:
FIRSTS:
52. First surgery:
53. First piercing:
54. First best friend:
55.First sport you joined:
56. First vacation:
58. First pair of trainers:
RIGHT NOW:
59. Eating:
60. Drinking:
61. I'm about to:
62. Listening to:
63. Waiting for:
Likes
Jonathan Maxwell A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy how was I born?"
The father answers, "Well, son, I guess one day you will find out anyways so...Your mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a private cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, and googled each other. Then your mother agreed to download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little pop-up appeared that said ' You've got male!'
Ayesha Hood That saying:I DONT LIKE HER...and they dont know u,and u kno u aint do shit to em...is four letters E-N-V-Y,AND A PERSONAL PROBLEM.FUCKEM.MONEY MEANS MORE.HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO EM TOO!
Likes
Andy Whyte they hurt her
After lunch, her teacher announced that the school was holding a fire drill. When the alarm sounded, Carmen and the other students filed out of the classroom and assembled in the yard outside. As the teachers read out the roll call, the gang of five girls decided that this was a great opportunity to embarrass Carmen in front of the whole school during the fire drill. They moved over to where Carmen was standing, near a sewer drain, and began crowding the poorgirl, getting in her face and nudging her towards the open manhole.
They pushed her and she tripped over and fell head-first down the manhole. When they saw her falling, the girls started giggling and when Carmen’s name was called out, they shouted "She’s down in the sewer!"
All of the other students began laughing. But when the teachers looked down the manhole and saw Carmen’s body lying at the bottom in the muck and the poop, the laughter abruptly stopped. Her head was twisted around at an odd angle and her face was covered in blood. Worse still, she wasn’t moving. There was nothing any of the teachers could do for her. Carmen was dead. When the police arrived and went down into the sewer, they determined that she had broken her neck. Her face had been torn off when she hit the ladder on the way down and her neck snapped when she landed on her head on the concrete at the bottom.
The police hauled Carmen’s body out of the sewer and sent her to the mortuary. Everyone had to stay behind after school while the police questioned all of Carmen’s classmates. The five girlslied to the police, saying they had witnessed Carmen falling down the sewer. The police believed the girls and Carmen Winstead’s death was ruled an accident and the case was closed. Everyone thought that was the last they would hear of Carmen Winstead, but they were wrong.
Months later, Carmen’s classmates began receiving strange e-mails on their MySpaces. The e-mails were titled "They Pushed Her" and claimed that Carmen hadn’t really fallen down the sewer, she had been pushed. The e-mails also warned that the guilty people should own up and take responsibility for their crime. If they didn’t there would be horrible consequences. Most people dismissed the e-mails as a hoax, but others were not so sure.
A few days later, one of the girls who pushed Carmen down the sewer was at home taking a shower, when she heard a strange cackling laugh. It seemed to be coming from the drain. The girl started to freak out and ran out of the bathroom. That night, the girl said goodnight to her mom and went to sleep. Five hours later, her mom was awoken in the middle of the night, by a loudnoise that resounded throughout the house. She ran into her daughter’s room, only to find it empty. There was no trace of the girl. The worried mother called the police and when they arrived, they conducted a search of the area. Eventually, they discovered the girl’s grisly remains.
Her corpse was lying in the sewer, covered in muck and poop. Her neck was broken and her face missing. It had been completely torn off. One by one, all of the girls who pushed Carmen that day were found dead. They had all been killed in exactly the same way and were all found at exactly the same spot. In the sewer at the bottom of the same uncovered manhole where Carmen had met her doom. But the killing didn’t stop there. More and more of Carmen’s former classmates were found dead. It seemed that anyone who didn’t believe that Carmen had been pushed, was eventually found down in the sewer with their necks broken and their faces torn off.
They say that Carmen’s ghost is still on the rampage, hunting down anyone who doesn’t believe herstory. According to the legend, Carmen will get you, whetherit’s from a toilet, a shower, a sink or a drain. When you go to sleep, you’ll wake up in the sewer, in complete darkness, paralyzed, unable to move, hearing cackling laughter all around you. Then, as you scream in horror, Carmen will come and tear your face off.
So be careful who you bully, because you just might find yourself on the receiving end of the curse of Carmen Winstead.
FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.
Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.
If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower
i don't want to die . $:
Brandi Perez 10 likes; 100 truths.(:
1. Last hug:
2. Last phone call:
3. Last text message:
4. Last song you heard:
... ... 5. Last time you cried:
HAVE YOU EVER
6. Broken something:
7. Failed a class:
8. Said something & regretted it:
9. Lost someone special:
10. Been depressed:
FOUR CUTEST GUYS/GIRLS THAT LMS:
11.
12:
13:
14:
THIS YEAR HAVE YOU
15. Made a new friend:
16. Fallen out of love :
17.Laughed until you cried:
18. Met someone who changed you (Name this person):
19. Found out who your true friends were:
20. Found out someone was talking about you:
YOUR LIFE
22. How many people on your friends list do you know in real life:
23. How many kids do you want:
24. Do you have any pet
25. Do you want to change your name:
26. What did you do for your last Birthday:
27. What time did you wake up today:
28. What were you doing at midnight last night:
29. Name something you cannot wait for:
30. Last time you saw your mother:
31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life:
32. What are you listening to right now:
33. Have you ever talked to a person named Thomas:
34. Who's getting on your nerves right now:
35. Most visited webpage:
36. Whats your real name:
37. Nicknames:
38. Relationship Status:
39. Zodiac sign:
40. Male or female:
41. Primary school:
42. Secondary School:
43. Highschool/college:
44. Write w/e you want here:
45. Hair ?Long or short:
46. Height:
47. Do you have a crush on someone:
48. What do you like about yourself:
49. Piercings:
50. Tattoos:
51. Righty or lefty:
FIRSTS:
52. First surgery:
53. First piercing:
54. First best friend:
55. First sport you joined:
56. First vacation:
58. First crush:
RIGHT NOW:
59. Eating:
60. Drinking:
61. I'm about to:
62. Listening to:
63. Waiting for:
YOUR FUTURE:
64. Want kids:
65. Get married:
66. Career:
WHICH IS BETTER:
67. Lips or eyes:
68. Hugs or kisses:
69. Shorter or taller:
70. Older or Younger:
71. Romantic or spontaneous:
72. Nice stomach or nice arms:
73. Sensitive or loud:
74. Hook-up or relationship:
DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
86. Yourself:
87. Miracles:
88. Love at first sight:
89. Heaven:
90. Santa Claus:
91. Kiss on the first date:
92. Angels:
ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
94. Liked someone who was in a relationship:
95. Did you sing today:
96. Truly hated someone:
97. If you could go back in time, how far would you go ?:
98. The moment you would choose:
99. Are you afraid of falling in love?
100: Do you like the way you look?
Likes
Moisés Gaulês AHHAHAHAHHAHAHA tinha me esquecido o quanto é bom ver meu irmão mais novo fazendo aniversário.. dei 13 pescotapas nele, 13 puxões de orelha, 13 socos, 13 crocks, 13 joelhadas, 13 chutes, 13 beliscões, 13 levantadas de cueca, 13 tapas na bunda.. AAAAAAAAAAAH MULEQUE, PARABÉNS SEU GORDINHO INÚTIL! AHAHAHAHAHAH Gustavo Gaulês
Michael Rippy She's emo? You'd cut too, if you've been through what she has. She's anorexic? You'd be too, if everyone called you fat everyday. She's a whore? She made one mistake that cost her, her reputation. She's a showoff? Her parents abused her, & she's never heard of praise. She's loud? She's invisible at home, & she wants to be heard. She's quiet? She's afraid to speak, because she's scar...ed to get mad...e fun of. She's fat? She binges, because she misses her dead brother. She's a geek? She wants to get into college, so she can support her poverty ridden family. She doesn't wear Abrecrombie? Her parents have been out of work for months, clothes aren't her top priority if she can't even afford food. She's ugly? Tell me, what is the definition of beauty?
Who are you to judge them? You know their name, not their story. Re-post if you're against bullying."
Ana Claudia Borges Coelho Como posso AMAR a obra da Criação do mundo, suas maravilhas e ignorar o Criador?!?! Isso não parece razoável... Pensar que uma explosão pode ter a perfeição de um mundo originalmente harmonioso e uma natureza perfeita é no mínimo patético...
Vitor Baldoni chupa guarani da capital!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!é campeaoooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!corinthians eu te amoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Likes
Terrell Atkins PUT THIS AS YOUR STATUS & SEE WHAT YOU GET IN YOUR INBOX!!!!!!!!!!!! (: I'll keep quiet
A = I like you
B = I have a secret to tell you
C = I like you but im shy
D = Your cute
... ... E = I Regret leavin you
F = I want a relationship
G = Im falling for you
H = Hug me next time you see me
I = I want to kiss you
J = Lets talk
K = I want to see you more
L = Facebook marry me
M = Text me now
N = I Have a crush on You
O = Best friends
Erica Y. Williams I still hate chuck e cheese. But it was nice to see my Julie and them beautiful babies!
Eduardo Dias Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaae Liiinda , eeu teamo mt mt mt , parabens , tuuuuuudo de bom , mta paz e saude pra vc , qe a senhora seeeeeja mt mt feeliz , qe Tudo de bom aconteçaaa , eeuteamo mt mt mt Melhor mae do mundo , aee , Dona Nerli De Jesus Pereira taa ficando mais veeia <3 , teamo teamo teamo
No comments:
Post a Comment