Tuesday, December 13, 2011

In fata unui bloc de 10 etaje se tot aduna lumea si striga disperata: Criminalule Criminalule Un tip la etajul 7 se chinuia sa arunce o femeie peste geam

Tibo Str
Tibo Str In fata unui bloc de 10 etaje se tot aduna lumea si striga disperata: - Criminalule! Criminalule! Un tip la etajul 7 se chinuia sa arunce o femeie peste geam! Intr-un final reuseste sa o arunce, dar femeia se prinde de balustrada geamului de la etajul 3. Omul coboara repede etajul si, dupa o lupta inversunata, femeia cade si se face tandari. El coboara linistit in fata blocului sa infrunte multimea care tot striga: - Criminalule! Criminalule! La care omul linistit: - Stati, ma, ca era soacra-mea! Toata lumea: - Aaaaaaa!!! La care un tip din multime: - Ce tupeu avea! Ati vazut cum se tinea, bestia?! =))
 
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