Rui Lopes A. D'Orey Uma mulher entregou ao neto um frasco com urina para ele ir entregar a
um consultório para análise. No caminho, o miúdo deixou cair o frasco
que se partiu, foi pedir ajuda a um amigo que lhe disse, anda ali
comigo que eu tenho uma porca que está grávida, e nestas alturas as
porcas fazem muito xixi, enchemos um frasco e levas que eles nem dão
por isso.
Alguns dias depois a mulher foi á consulta para saber o resultado das
análises, diz o médico: tenho más noticias para lhe dar.
-Senhor Doutor, não me diga que vou morrer?
-Não vai morrer mas a senhora está grávida.
-Mas senhor doutor, eu sou viuva há 10 anos, nunca mais tive ninguém
como é que isso é possível?
-Mas a gravidez não é o mais grave, o mais grave é que a senhora vai
ter 7 porcos.
Diz ela: caramba já nem se pode brincar com um chouriço.
Yvonne Tanner Brownlee Africa, children orphaned, not enough teachers. It is never the children's fault but they are the ones that suffer. Could you imagine walking for days to a refugee camp just for fresh water and your child dying on the way and you carry them with you so they can be buried when you reach that camp. This is what is happening there. When you complain about how bad your life is think about those who are living this nightmare.
Luz Hernandez Like for a rate!
Michelle Barnard Have I got a great stocking stuffer idea for you...give yourself and/or your loved ones the Subway coupon booklet for just $10. You will receive 8 coupons for a FREE 12" sub w/purchase of a 12" sub & 21 oz. drink, 8 coupons for a FREE 6" sub w/the purchase of a 6" sub & 21 oz. drink, and 8 $1 off 12" sub or 50 cents off a 6" sub. Let me know if you are interested!! Sale ends Dec. 16th!! This will definitely pay for itself :)
Rebecca Young Three women arrested in zimbabwe for" raping men" for their sperm to use in ritauls. " police found20 used condoms in their vehicle. This is a first for me.
Bert Carter SIMPLY MY WATCH!!!! S/O TO THE DAD WALKING THEYRE KIDS TO THE BUS STOPS!
THERE IS A PEDIFILE LOOSE TIME TO BUNDLE UP GET WHATEVER YOU NEED TO KEEP YOU WARM DONT JUST THINK IT CANT HAPPEN~SO SIMPLY MY WATCH WILL BE THOSE WHO WILL BEGIN TO WALK AND KIND OF WATCH ALLLLLL THE KIDS SOME STARTED TODAY...............WERE ON BURNS AND ALISON MY PRAYER IS THAT SOMEONE WILL BEGIN THIS ON EVERYSIDE OF MANSFIELD ANYBODY IN???? IM LIKE TOP FLIGHT SECURITY OF THE WORLD CRAIG....(LOL)
SIMPLY PUT NOT ON MY WATCH AND JUST TO KNOW MY KIDS ARE SAFE IS NOT ENOUGH FOR ME.....AND TO EVERY PEDIFILE IM PRAYING FOR YOU!!!!!!
Rhonda Sebastian Law OK I have seen 6 posts in the last few days regarding their jobs. Stating how stupid, ignorant,etc of people they work with. OMG are you a genius! (I imagine in your eyes only) I don't believe any of you are rocket scientist! If you can't stand the stupidity around you anymore - here is a suggestion - do everyone a favor and get a new job or better yet enroll in college - that's right all of you that posted - im guessing u don't have a college degree :) -(trade school not a degree) maybe the ones that r driving you nuts - have a degree and just dnt find the work that challenging, or just flat out dislike the job or YOU & really dnt care and maybe their mission is to make your life hell. By the sounds of all of you geniuses they are doing a good job. Happy Wednesday hope u all & the geniuses have a fabulous day:) If this offended anyone - good
Santhoshfernando Xavier ADVENTURES OF TIN TIN - superb movie........................excellent animation, exuberant picturisation, fun loving comedies and enthralling background music...................had a very nice experience at escape with Govardhan Murali, Haya Greevan and others:-)...................dnt miss it friends:-)
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Zella Van Wyk If you have a wonderful man in your life who helps bring balance in your world, who isn't perfect but is perfect for you, who would do anything for you,who makes you laugh and drives you crazy, who is your best friend and soul mate, who you want to grow old with, who you are THANKFUL for everyday and is the one and only true love of your life .. brag about him a little & steal this status .. Love you very much Donovan!!!
Lori Terlemezian Leimbach "True peace does not come as a result of eliminating sorrows and disappointments. It comes as a result of one thing, and that is an intimate relationship with the Lord Jesus Christ. He is where anxiety ends and peace begins" Charles Stanley! So much truth in this, turn your cares over and God will take care of them, love and peace to all.....have a great day
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Sam Maepa my wish 4 all of u dis xmas is 2 knw d meaning of love,2 feel it nd never lose it. Love wil never hurt u, again it wil b everythn u want it 2 b,it wil hold u wen u r alone,it wil keep u safe,it wil never leave u. Just give love a try. Gudday ppl...
Bianca Engelbrecht I'm a bitch, I'm a lover, I'm a child, I'm a mother, I'm a sinner, I'm a saint &
I do not feel ashamed .........................!
June Clifford Love my Vols specially Toppy , Bev and Dave you keep me on the ground when I'm stressed you give 100% love ya 's .... so does Di... Toppy even tho u give us all a hard time what you did today was TOPPS --- we love having a cuppa with ya in the office before you go to do meals driving etc. In your overalls with your bowls uni underneath!
Sarah Lee Jayne Smith I know it's a day early, but I just put the Christmas tree up, yeah I'm happy to be home & celebrating the festive cheer with my family, awwww! <3
Carrie Fedick Happy Hump Day!!! Hope everyone has a great day!!!
Shan Jose love you more than all the stars in the sky. I love you more as each moment passes us by. I love you more with every breath I take. I love you more with each promise we make. ... ... I need you like a flower needs the rain. I need you for you can wash away my pain. I need you more each day I need you for you are so ........
Taurean D. Buckner-Briggs When you stop chasing the wrong things, you give the right things a chance to catch you.......#B
Jamille Solis Nag-enjoy ako kanina talaga ;DD Thanks sa happiness Aravelle, Anne & A-Lecks :DD
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Cee Cee Parker Good morning loved ones. My thoughts for the day: Celebrity life, dont lose sleep. We are here on purpose. Tho our purpose doesnt appear to the naked eye. We choose our purpose. Thats why i pray cause i know i have something to do. This world have to many distractions. I try to minister everyday as much as i can. Im still young and know how hard it is. But when you have responsibilities you wont think or act reckless. Alot of us need to mature physically and spritually. Im still a work! So i celebrity life cause i know where im going. I stand on all his promises. So instead of toasting for fallen soldiers. Toast for your life being spared and the legagcy you living. God first@ Godspeed!!!
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Carlos Guadalupe I need a vacation Just to lay on my bed.. I'm tired
Brooke Gaddy Just have to pass this along.... I have so much going on in my life right now... I need a blessing and cant afford to not pay it forward... so here ya go... If you have taken a minute to read this... God has seen YOU struggling with something. God says its over. A blessing is coming your way.... If you believe in God send this message on, please don't ignore it, you are being tested. God is going to fix two things (BIG) tonight in your favor. If you believe in God… drop everything and re-post it. Can't hurt...I Still Believe in Miracles..
Ethan Knight Mitch has a little girl and boy, Maysah and Cameron, Maysah is already calling me 'dad' :)
金溜濫 剛剛做了心理測驗!
他/她的象徵是<熊>
是孟姜女會哭長城啊
你是一個感性的人，就算平常沒有表現出來，你的內心總是會有很多的畫面，並容易對一件事情有感想。除此之外你希望事情都能平平順順，而不是充滿困難挑戰和刺激冒險，跟朋友、家人相處時，你總會替別人著想、設身處地，所以在你身邊的人都能輕易地接近你、喜歡你。
測驗連結: http://apps.facebook.com/galasixtest/
Robin Kimbrough Norman To remain a child before God means to recognize our nothingness, to expect everything from God. It is not to become discouraged over our failings, for children fall often, but they are too little to hurt themselves very much.
St. Therese of Lisieux
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Ashutosh Abhishek God has 3 ans of our questions
1-YES
2-WAIT
3-I HAVE A BETTER PLAN FOR U.
