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Sunday, December 4, 2011

Estado Civil: Solteira Você usa Havaianas: as vezes Você está apaixonado: infelizmente Você ja fugiu de casa: morei de baixo da escada por 20 minutos Você está feliz: Com sono Você ri de coisas bobas:

Kamila Hall
Kamila Hall Estado Civil: Solteira Você usa Havaianas: as vezes Você está apaixonado: infelizmente Você ja fugiu de casa: morei de baixo da escada por 20 minutos. Você está feliz: Com sono Você ri de coisas bobas: all the times. Você ja partiu o coração de alguém: Acredito que não Você está sentindo saudades de alguém: muuuuuiiitos Você já se cortou: todo dia né Patricia Cunha! Gosta de ouvir música alta: Sempre!!!! Tem medo de escuro: só depois de ver um filme de terror. Ama filmes de romance: com certeza! Filmes de comédia ou terror: os dois Você tem tatuagem: não, mas vou fazer logo logo. Tem piercing: não Foi ao show da sua "banda" favorita: Sim. Facebook ou Twitter: os dois. Beleza ou Personalidade: Personalidade. Pessoas para fazer o mesmo: Maria Maria Júlia Soler, Denise Canhoto, Luciana Nascimento, Carol Mello, Sheila Lopes e Telmo Da Silva Porto

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Denise Canhoto
 
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Imran Ahmad
Imran Ahmad When you say "Y E S" to others make sure you are not saying "N O" to yourself!
 
Karen King
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Douglas Zanatta
Douglas Zanatta Só o Sábado é Cerimonial... http://bit.ly/uoGKZu
 
Thandie Bathuni
Thandie Bathuni iv tried ery trick in the book but i still cnt sim 2 b abl 2 get sum shuteye.really cant help e tossin n e turnin!!!mnxx
 
Little MCquenn
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Francesco Rhodio
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Jessica Slimgoodie Shoup
Jessica Slimgoodie Shoup A - Available: Nope. ;] B - Birthday: September 4th C - Crushing On: He know who he is. D -Drink you last had: Mean Bean Java Monster E - Easiest person to talk too: Hmm prolly my Omi. [Bobbie Anders] F - Favorite song: I Get Crazy---Nicki & Weezy. =] G - Grossest memory: When I sliced my friend Desiree's ear with an ice block. =[ H - Hometown: Eastern Shore I - In love with: He know who he is. =] J - Jealous of: Little girls who don't realize how lucky they are that daddy is around. =[ K - Kissed Who Last: My daughter L - Longest friendship: With Desiree Arcidiacono M - Milkshake flavor: Chocolate. Mmmm N - Number of siblings: 0, one likes married bi-confused women, and the other is a whore. Fuck em. =] O - One wish: That I can do above and beyond the best I can at raising my daughter into a respectful, intelligent, classy woman. P - Person who called you last: Uhhh, My baby dad. =/ Q - Question you're always asked: You OK Mommy? R - Reason to smile: Witnessing the perceptiveness of my child, and her continued learning and just how she completely amazes me and blows my mind with how smart she is, and how quick she learns so many new things. S - Song you last sang: Proud Of You---Drizzy & Nicki T - Time you woke up: Lazy today...8:45 a.m. U - Underwear color: Wouldn't you like to know? ;] V - Virgin ?: Ummm...Yeaaaaa...Noooooo... W - Worst habit: Saying the F word atleast 30 times a day, smoking, and reallyyyyyyy bad road rage... X -X-rays you had: I don't frickin remember... Y -Your last time you cried: Cried to sleep last night. ;[ ;[ ;[ Z - Zodiac sign: Virgo Babyyyyyy
 
Damian Vindiola
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Elizabeth Stockford
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邱俊瑩
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俄羅斯警方近日在摩爾曼斯克市(Murmansk),逮捕21歲廚師伊萬(Ivan L.),他宛如電影《沉默的羔羊》裡的醫生漢尼拔嗜吃人肉,涉嫌從男同志網站尋找獵物,殺死對方後,把人肉製成肉丸、香腸和漢堡吃下肚,更變態到將烹煮人肉的過程拍成影片放上網。 http://tw.nextmedia.com/applenews/article/art_id/33638411/IssueID/20110901
 
Paul Bounds
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Oluwole Oladele Festus
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Raman Dhillon
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Sylvia Pateman
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Cheng-Sheng Lin
漸漸知道了,太在乎別人,往往會傷害自己; 漸漸知道了,對自己好的人,會隨著時間流逝越來越少; 漸漸知道了, 很多東西是可遇而不可求的,很多東西只能擁有一次; 漸漸知道了, 真心對一個人好不一定有回報,而你忽略的人可能最重視你; 漸漸知道了,現實如此無奈,自己長大了... N(網路轉載,歡迎分享) https://www.facebook.com/fbfeelings
 
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Wednesday, November 30, 2011

Uma mulher entregou ao neto um frasco com urina para ele ir entregar a um consultório para análise No caminho o miúdo deixou cair o frasco que se partiu foi pedir ajuda

Rui Lopes A. D'Orey
Rui Lopes A. D'Orey Uma mulher entregou ao neto um frasco com urina para ele ir entregar a um consultório para análise. No caminho, o miúdo deixou cair o frasco que se partiu, foi pedir ajuda a um amigo que lhe disse, anda ali comigo que eu tenho uma porca que está grávida, e nestas alturas as porcas fazem muito xixi, enchemos um frasco e levas que eles nem dão por isso. Alguns dias depois a mulher foi á consulta para saber o resultado das análises, diz o médico: tenho más noticias para lhe dar. -Senhor Doutor, não me diga que vou morrer? -Não vai morrer mas a senhora está grávida. -Mas senhor doutor, eu sou viuva há 10 anos, nunca mais tive ninguém como é que isso é possível? -Mas a gravidez não é o mais grave, o mais grave é que a senhora vai ter 7 porcos. Diz ela: caramba já nem se pode brincar com um chouriço.
 
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Luz Hernandez
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Michelle Barnard
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Rebecca Young
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Bert Carter
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Zella Van Wyk
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Carrie Fedick
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Shan Jose
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Taurean D. Buckner-Briggs
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Jamille Solis
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Cee Cee Parker
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Robin Kimbrough Norman To remain a child before God means to recognize our nothingness, to expect everything from God. It is not to become discouraged over our failings, for children fall often, but they are too little to hurt themselves very much. St. Therese of Lisieux

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