Courtney Muhlbock bite your tongue 4 times
rub your face for 5 seconds
like
post this as your status
then cough...
u will receive something u really want :D
Babylynn Peterson hello kabayan oh malapit na ang X-MASS PARTY natin sa sabado sa 12/10/11 oras ay 6:00 PM to 12:00 PM sa DUDE RANCH SA HENDERSON TX. attire semi-formal huwag kalimutan ang sign ay my snowman, balloon , at post pointing the place with red and silver reflector so kung mawala man kayo tawag kay Tony 903-258-1933 or lyna 903-452-1578 oh ready na ninyo yong dancing shoes oh magkitakita tayo doon Bless u all party natin ito,
Tipsy Cole F my guy wande coal į̸̸̨§ back!! enemies e ti rogo !!! T̶̲̥̅̊h̶̲̥̅̊a̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊k̶̲̥̅̊s̶̲̥̅̊ .. Everyone ƒσя wishing happy birthday God bless Ў☺ΰ!!! Follow •̸Ϟε̲̣̣̣̥ on twitter @tipsycole. Aka fineboy no delal lol
Softspoken Mohit Exam version kolaveri:-
yoyo students i am singing song
exam song
fail song
why dis kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri di...
rythm correct
kaila book
only english..
hand la books
book la notes
eyes-u full-aa tear- u
empty brain-u
exam u come-u
life reverse gear-u
maam-u maam-u
oh my maam-u
you taught me sum-u
cow-u cow-u holy cow-u
is this in syllabus-u
god i m dying now-u
invigilator is happy How-u
this song for students-u
we don't hav choice-u
why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri Di ????
Robert Martinez LOve can make u happy but often times it can make u hurt but love is only special when u give it to a person who is worth it and i thawt u was worth every bit of itt!!
- vanessa
Joyat Roberts Mint Manatee-PHOTO BOOTH BFF huge PARTY EVERY1 PLZ COME EVERY1 ISH WAITING FOR U PPL! o oi xD
Hayley Henderson that aquward moment when u start to sing country girl shake it fr me but u accidently said country squarrel shake it fr me.. :)
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John Hustle Sweetie u can show me ur body Yea im here but show me u real and Ill care
Heather Hammond Well restin now they gave me a breathing treatment n predizone n steroids n cough medicine so hope I get better soon thanks for prayers love u all
Shhh.... Can u see what's wrong with this picture? If so hit the share button don't answer!!
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Mike Gilliam People Love & EcKnowledge U Wen Your Either Rich & Famous Or Gone & Dead...... I'd Rather (Stick With The One's I Started With) Either Way....
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Arnold Rodgers WAT IS WRONG WIT TREATN A WOMAN LIKE A WOMAN ND A WHORE LIKE A GARDEN TOOL PICKN EM UP AZ U NEED DEM ! A FOOTDRAGGER CAN'T TELL ME SHIT SO WATCHA SAYN ......
Azmidah Othman this song i dedicated 2 my lovely sister in law Aura Zyra Aril Adhilah hope u enjoy k
Chennai Express Shahurkh khan movie http://facebook.com/ChennaiExpress.SRK2012 official page on facebook. Please everybody click the link and Like facebook p...
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Navis Gadley Wanna congratulate my cuz mr.mrs.gilliam on there marriage go girl be happy do all luv guys u think
Luis Jen RT @nethi4u: @myrnammago @luckymanzano @mercadojen @LuisJen -- good morning sis!! see u later!
Do not say ...... but when u FIND THE HUMAN in here....hit share
Paul Whitcomb if you are looking for what u want u cant find it if you are not looking for it some times it finds you..
Sydney Jean Smith I got "46%" on the How Ugly R U? quiz! http://apps.facebook.com/qbquiz-hdsmp/?ref=asp
Sean Tamman LOC SAINT'S NEW ALBUM "BEAUTIFUL MIND" IS ON ITS WAY, SUMMER 2012!! I know everybody has been going crazy to hear this new album, so for my fans and friends...I dropped a TOTALLY 100% UN-released track called "The Piper" in the background for you all to get a sample of what the new album is gonna sound like...CHECK IT OUT. HARD 2 DIE RECORDS AND TRIGGER TONGUE TUNES PRESENTS
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Brenda Hehmann Good night as go bed many tks from u all as my wishes as my birthdays specials day winks n hugs <3! Frank cooked meatloaf oh it so good anyway g'night!
Kayla Sutton SOME PEOPLE REALLY MAKE ME SICK!!!u talk behind someones back and then act like their best friend wow ur funny!!!let's hope these tests were the last ones
Deanna Anderson Well bk to my class n d morning ugh but it will be worth it n thu end ,,missing my babies ,,,luv them so much an I luv my husband an my best friend ever u knw who u r an for those who don't its *SHERRY BROOKS HODGES* luv u guys with all my heart have a great nite an have good dreams bout ME LMAO :)
Ale Cristoforo Chavez gracias mi amor por este maravilloso año q m has aguantado t amo con todo mi corazon bebe love u ale
Ibrahim Sesay I no u want me to fail,but my jesus say no......
Robbie Smith this is sad.... A girl meets a boy on her yahoo messenger:
crazy1 86: hey baby!!!
h0tNsPiCy91: who is this??? ... ... ... crazy1 86: ur secret admirer!!!!!
... ... ... ... ...
h0tNsPiCy91: oh really.... quit lyin! who is this???
crazy1 86: i loved u the first time a stared in your eyes...
crazy1 86: i think about u everyday... you are my dream come true.
crazy1 86: we met once! i dont think u remember tho.
crazy1 86: i cut myself because the pain takes away my feelings of u.
crazy1 86: u will see me sometime tonight....
h0tNsPiCy91: ..WHO IS THIS!?!?!?
crazy1 86:dont worry.... ill take very good care of you...
crazy1 86 had signed off.
The girl was so scared she locked all her doors and windows. She made sure her room was secured. She wasn't sure if it was a joke or for real. She didn't know when he was going to come. The girl was so frightened she decided to sleep with her little sister. The girl dozed off quickly.
Then she heard a knock on the window. The girl slowly walked to the window. It started knocking louder. The girl looked through the windows and saw nothing... just some of the tree branches. The girl went back to bed with her sister. The bed was wet and had a pretty horrid smell. Maybe her sister wet the bed... the girl checked and found blood everywhere. The girl panicked. She didn't know what to do. She ran and hid in the closet in case the killer was there for her. While looking through the cracks of the closet the girl saw a shadow. It was dark, so she couldn't figure out who it was. She started to get more frightened. The shadow crept closer to the closet. The girl closed her eyes as if it was a dream. Then suddenly he opened the closet door and pulled her out.
Her parents found her dead the next morning. She was completely skinned and hanging in her sister's closet. The younger sister was also found skinned and dead.
PART 2...
Two years after the Smith sisters deaths, the parents had a baby boy. The girl's room became a guest room and the little sister's room where the murder took place became the baby's room. The baby grew up to be a successful kid.
One night he was on the computer and received an instant messege.
h0tNsPiCy91: Hey lil bro!!!
2seXay4u: Who is this?
h0tNsPiCy91: It's your big sis.
2seXay4u: I never had a sister. I'm an only child.
2seXay4u: This is some kinda joke, huh?
h0tNsPiCy91: Mom and dad never told you?
h0tNsPiCy91: I died 15 years ago with your other older sister.
h0tNsPiCy91: We were murdered in your room which was once my little sister's room. She was killed in bed when I was sleeping. I was killed in the closet and skinned to death.
2seXay4u: Quit lying. I never had a sister. If I did my parents would have told me. Whatever. Your stupid.
h0tNsPiCy91: You don't believe me? Well if you wanna look in your closet floor.
h0tNsPiCy91: I carved my name and the time and date I was being murdered. Then I carved my little sister's name.
h0tNsPiCy91: If you don't believe me little brother check the internet. Google on ''Smith sisters murdered anonymously''.
h0tNsPiCy91: I gtg little brother. I love you and mom and dad soo much. I can't believe they kept us a secret from you. They should burn in hell.
The boy checked the closet. He saw the carvings. Was it true? He surfed the internet and information was there about the anonymous murder in the house. The next morning the boy went downstairs. It was so quiet. Maybe his parents were sleeping. Hours later the boy found his parents in their closet skinned and hung. Then he found more carvings on the ground. They said ''I TOLD YOU I WASN'T LYING LITTLE BROTHER, I LOVED MOM AND DAD.... BUT THEY KEPT ME A SECRET. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. WELL I'M FREE FROM THIS COLD WORLD, I WON'T HURT YOU LIKE I HURT THEM. I LOVE YOU!"
- LISA SMITH
This is a death chain letter. If you don't repost this in the next hour, the parents will kill you at night. They will kill you
Kenvalyn Tha Krazykasper Wiggins u all can we plz stop tha voilence cant we all just get along wit out it yes we can just try do it 4 u yo friends n others . b your firiends keeper n try 2 solve a problem tha u have wit a person insted of not tlkn 2 them thas stupid say wat u got 2 say 2 tha person n b done wit thas how u lose friends just do me u in yourself a favor n say wat u gotta say 2 tha person.
~kenvalyn~
Cristilita Dorero Kapag cnaktan k nya, wagkang mananakit ng iba..
REMEMBER: dont do un2 oders wat u dont want oder do un2 u...
Kapag cnaktan ka ulit,
suntukin mo bigla sbay tadyak,
REMEMBER: its better 2 give dan 2 receive! Hehehe
Angelica Lee Parents get mad when u ask for a few more minutes to finish stuff
Jennifer Turner-Waldschmidt Thank u everyone for all ur good thoughts....david has a fracture of his tibia and is now in a cast....loving life..so relieved!!!
Chris Wheatley To those of u that regret the choices you've made. You made your bed now lay in it. And do the rest of us a favor, guit your bitching on Facebook its really sad
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Gayle Labinski-Valik sarah u did a great job at the concert very proid of u. you have a beautiful voice love u gayle
Christy Luo the most complex moon, when someone said wanna date u, the first reflection :u just keep crying , but have nothing in ur mind . thats the most happiness moment in a life. <3<3<3<3<3<3
Ineomon Frank WHAT A SPEICAL DAY DECEMBER 7TH. A KING WAS BORN... JESUS IN A MAN PASTOR CHRIS OYAKHILOME PHD. I'M CELEBRATING A MAN FULL LOVE
BEAUTY GLORY AND WITH EXCELLENT IN EVERY THINGS.... WHAT A MAN. PASTOR I WANT TO
SAY I LOVE U SO VERY MUCH SIR' HAPPY BIRTHDAY SIR.
Sarah Franklin R.I.P mama rat u were mean lol but I think their cute when they sleep lol
Bailey Stephens Facebook crush week. If someone has a crush on you, they'll poke you. Put this as your status and see who pokes you (: if you have a crush on me just poke me only if u have the guts to do it!
Enter Sandman is the first song on the album Metallica (The Black Album). Lyrics: Say your prayers little one Don`t forget my son To include everyone I tuck ...
Jessica Rinehart I'm watching austin powers and I forgot how great this movie is. Do I make u randy baby? Well do I? YEAH
Neema Rauthan Good morning friend.hv u enjoy ur mohhrum.
